RECONNECT WITH YOUR LIFE. BANISH THE GADGET AND REDISCOVER WHAT’S IMPORTANT!
WHY CHOOSE BANISH?
We all know people that spend more time surfing, texting, emailing and gaming than they do breathing.
At Banish, we say it’s got to stop. After all, it’s bad for your health. Maybe. We’re not actually medically qualified. Not officially anyway.
The world famous, highly innovative and completely revolutionary Banish bag can help you. It’s a life saver of a little bag. Pop your device in the bag, apply the seal and remove the temptation. Instant peace – what a wonderful feeling!
It’s time for Banish
– It’s time to reconnect to your life.
It’s time to Banish the gadget. It’s time to rediscover what’s important.
Look around
You’ve probably got family, maybe even some friends. You need to start talking to them. Go on, have a conversation now. Don’t be scared, it’s not that hard and you may even enjoy it. It just takes a little practice.
Do yourself a favour
Banish doesn’t just have to be to control your addiction. You may have a lover, brother, mother or significant other that has addiction problems. Remember, families come first not phones. Banish the tech now. Help them to help themselves and everyone will live a more enjoyable life.
Come on. It’s time for Banish.
HOW IT ALL WORKS
3 EASY STEPS TO FREEDOM
IF YOU THINK THE BANISH BAG IS JUST A BAG, YOU’D BE WRONG.
The reality is that this is an ‘electronic device securitisation encapsulation and life enhancement product’. At least that’s what our marketing department say. Bless them. We think it’s a bag with a clever little seal that locks away the temptation of texting, surfing and doing pointless stuff to avoid eye contact.
The seal is the true hero.
The seal allows you to see if someone has been sneaky, or will give you away if you’ve given in to your tech addiction. You can tell if the bag has been broken in to because you can’t get the Banish bag open without breaking the seal. And we’ve put unique numbers on each so that they can’t be replaced with no-one knowing.
STEP 1
Prepare for war and buy a Banish bag. They come in two sizes and a range of colours.
STEP 2
Banish the device. Put it in the bag. Zip it up. Apply the uniquely numbered seal. If you’re not very trusting note down the number – maybe do it just in case?! Then punishment can be issued if the seal is broken.
STEP 3
Put the Banish bag to one side and enjoy life.
Have a chat! Subjects could include:
How was your day? What’s your name again? Do you live here?
If the tech addict needs more incentive to stop fiddling with the phone then repeat after me: “Of course you can use your phone/tablet/laptop/other* (*delete as appropriate), it’s not me you’re letting down. It’s yourself.” Plus other stuff your Mum used to say to make you feel guilty.
That’s it. All life’s problems solved. Enjoy.
BUY BANISH
Banish bags come in two sizes and a range of colours.
Make the bag yours by adding your name
using our bespoke option below.
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